Answer or Decline
The gag at the heart of it all: what happens when you answer, and the running joke about what happens if you decline his call.
Part of John Pork
6 moments in this segment.
- - Calling John Pork at 3am. The 3am-call horror-comedy bit.
- - When you decline John Pork’s call. The "what if you decline" gag.
- - Do NOT decline John Pork’s calls. The flipped warning, decline at your peril.
- - John Pork is getting scarier and scarier. The meme tipping into horror.
- - DO NOT answer this call from John Pork. The "don’t answer" warning format.
- - Don’t answer John Pork’s call or else…. The creepy "or else" spin.

