Politics & Absurdities
A country that famously went 589 days without a government, the political moments Belgians turned into running jokes.
Part of Belgium
13 moments in this segment.
- - La Brabançonne. The national anthem born in the 1830 revolution, sung (when the words are remembered) in three languages.
- - The Brussels Sprout Joke. The vegetable the world blames on Belgium, a small, eternal national punchline.
- - The Brussels Bubble. The European Quarter’s lobbyists, officials and journalists, a city-within-a-city.
- - King Baudouin Steps Aside. In 1990 the king briefly abdicated for a day rather than sign an abortion law, a uniquely Belgian solution.
- - Singing the Wrong Anthem. A would-be PM, asked to sing the Belgian anthem on national day, launched into the French Marseillaise instead.
- - Guy Verhofstadt. The former PM turned theatrical europhile, a fixture of EU-politics memes.
- - Elio Di Rupo’s Bow Tie. The first French-speaking PM since 1979, instantly recognisable by his bow tie, a meme staple.
- - Brussels-Halle-Vilvoorde (BHV). The electoral district whose split paralysed Belgian politics for years, peak procedural absurdity.
- - The Monarchy. King Philippe and the royal family, a unifying (and gently mocked) symbol of a divided country.
- - Royal Satire. The monarchy as gentle national punching-bag, affectionate Belgian political satire.
- - Six Governments, One Country. Federal, regional and community governments, a famously baroque political architecture.
- - Belgian Political Gaffes. A steady supply of cringe-worthy ministerial moments that fuel Belgian political satire.
- - The Vivaldi Coalition. A 2020 government of four party-families named after "The Four Seasons", Belgian coalition-building as baroque art.

