Boneless Pizza
"Yeah, let me get uhhh… a boneless pizza." From Sethical's "Baku" animation series came one of the internet's purest pieces of nonsense: a man calling a pizzeria to order a pizza without bones, and the worker losing his mind explaining that pizza never had bones. The bit exploded into SFM remakes, remixes, YouTube Poops, talkloids and reaction videos, and it rhymed with a real-world absurdity, the campaign to rename "boneless wings" that reached a city council and even the Ohio Supreme Court. This is the full lore of the boneless pizza.
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Curated by Olivier · last updated 2026-08-22
Eras
- Original Order, Sethical's "Baku" animation where a customer phones in for "a boneless pizza", the bit that started it all, plus the vine cuts and sound clips that made it spread.
- Baku Series, The wider Sethical "Baku" series the meme came from: Bone-In Pizza, Spooky Pizza, Bread Bank, No Clout, the absurdist pizzeria-call cinematic universe.
- Remakes & Remixes, The internet rebuilds it: Source-Filmmaker remakes, dubstep/phonk remixes, the "Boneless Pizza Anthem," dance edits and the official-audio treatments.
- Reactions & Explainers, Etika reacts, College Kids React, the meme-explainer videos and the "craziest moments" compilations that canonised the bit.
- Boneless Everything, The format escapes its origin: "don't order boneless pizza," people actually making a boneless pizza, the DIY attempts and the endless reuse of the line.
- YTP & Talkloids, The deep-fried layer: YouTube Poops grafting the order onto Spider-Man, SpongeBob and others, plus Vocaloid/talkloid renditions of the script.
- Boneless Wings, The real-world cousin: the viral Lincoln city-council speech demanding "boneless wings" be renamed, the "boneless wings aren't wings" rants, and the Ohio Supreme Court ruling that boneless wings can legally contain bones.
- - Boneless Pizza - "Baku" (the original, Sethical). Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- - Bag of Chips | Baku Season 1. Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- - "Lemme get an uhhh boneless pizza". Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- - Boneless Pizza remix. Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- - Boneless Pizza [SFM remake]. Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- - Lucio orders a boneless pizza (twomad). Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- - Boneless Pizza dubstep remix. New sample pack dropped: Download/Stream: ► Follow me: Credit to Sethical for the original video:
- - No Clout | Baku Season 2. Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- - Boneless Pizza remix (official video). Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- - BONELESS DIP [SFM]. Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- - Bone-In Pizza | Baku Season 2. Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- - Boneless Pizza meme explained. Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- - College Kids React to Boneless Pizza memes. Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- - Sethical video compilation (boneless pizza & more). Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- - Boneless Pizza remix. Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- - DIY boneless pizza (HellthyJunkFood). Popular MEME turned DIY. Boneless Pizza might sound quite trivial or even silly, but if you're making your pizza with meat pulled from a chicken wing, there is a slight chance it could have BONES.
- - Boneless Pizza compilation. Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- - Boneless Pizza - the sound effect. Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- - The original Boneless Pizza vine. Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- - Etika reacts to Boneless Pizza. Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- - "Let me get uhh… boneless pizza". Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- - Boneless Pizza 2 | Baku Season 4. Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- - Boneless Pizza 2: Boneless Boogaloo [SFM]. Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- - Bread Bank (No Gluten) | Baku Season 4. Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- - "Let me get a boneless pizza - what kinda pizza?". Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- - Boneless Pizza - parody stop-motion animation. Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- - YTP: Spider-Man orders boneless pizza. Hey guys *Subscribe: *Check out my latest video:
- - Spooky Pizza | Baku Season 0. Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- - YTP: Boneless Pizza. Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- - Renaming "boneless chicken wings" - Lincoln city council (2020). Ander Christensen tells the Lincoln, Nebraska city council that boneless chicken wings must be renamed.
- - Man's passionate speech against "boneless chicken wings" at a US council. Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- - "Boneless wings are not wings!!!". Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- - Boneless Pizza | the Baku series. Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- - [Short YTP] Mark's Freaky Pizzeria. Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- - Boneless Pizza 2 [SFM, 15.ai edition]. Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- - A German discovers boneless wings. Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- - Boneless Pizza: the craziest moments. Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- - Boneless Pizza (animation). Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- - Heavenly's lactose intolerance vs the Boneless Pizza (fan animation). Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- - YTP: SpongeBob orders boneless pizza with a 2-litre of Coke
- - Boneless Pizza (OG classic). Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- - "Don't order boneless pizza". Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- - Ohio Supreme Court says boneless wings have bones (LegalEagle). Buffoonery in Buckeye Land ⚖️⚖️⚖️ Do you need a great lawyer? I can help!
- - Boneless Pizza Anthem (official audio). Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- - Making a boneless pizza?!. Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- - Boneless Pizza remix - dance. Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
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